Day 1: 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM

Characters Introduced:

Another hour with no new faces worth spending any words on.

Key Moments:

• First Jack attempts to plead his case to the agents who arrested him, when that doesn’t work Jack uses all the crazy steam pipes to make his escape. He carjacks a station wagon, obviously, and kidnappers the nice lady.
• Mike Novick says the name Jack Bauer to David and Palmer recognizes it but cannot remember from where.
• Eli has a little time on his hands so he looks to Kim for a bit of rape. Teri takes the, uh, bullet for Kim.
• Thankfully we don’t watch the rape happen, but Teri does swipe Eli’s phone during their time together.
• Finally after an hour of dawdling, Tony and Nina get down to some real 24-style interrogation of Jamey. They threaten to drag Jamey’s son into CTU just so he can see his mother in handcuffs. This breaks Jamey.
• When Nina and Tony go back to see if Jamey is ready to talk, they find her in a pool of her own blood with her wrists slit by a broken coffee mug. You can stop holding your breath, it was not Tony's Cubs mug.

Ridiculousness:

• While a holding a woman hostage, Jack FALLS ASLEEP! Are you kidding me Jack? First you’re out of breath running up stairs and now after 8 hours you fall asleep? He really must not get the Super Soldier Serum till after Day 1.

Running Totals:

Jack Loves America Not Americans: 1 (3)

• When making his escape from custody, Jack opens up all the steam valves. This had to lead to third degree burns on at least 2 agents.